So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…
Everyone should start doing this
Reblog for good grades
Worth a shot.
My professor actually recommended this!
I am no longer in school but I feel obligated to reblog this well informed, helpful and scholarly duck.
Also, when teachers check for plagiarism they often just copy and paste sentences from your paper into google scholar to see if anything comes up. Just saying.
fishing in animal crossing
oh my god they did it!
This is probably the most impressive and beautiful thing I’ve seen in years.
This is amazing. As much as i joke about wanting new legs, I hope this gives amputees much wanted freedom.
a creature of true majesty
"Never did like that much," is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.
Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.
After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.
Annie Fucking Oakley everyone